"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"
my heart says yes but my mom says no
i dont remember saying yes to you
i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
I want a show where either
- Gordon Ramsey has to sing for Simon Cowell and then Simon has to cook for Ramsey and they both just criticize each other.
- A contestant has to cook for Ramsey and then sing for Simon. You win if you can survive the psychological damage